Rude Icecream

This is a cookie crunch sundae from NYDC in Siem Reap... Or for those with a dirty mind, boob icecream.

Here is a really terrible dirty icecream joke: (I wanted to find a good icecream joke, but it seems there aren't any )

A penguin is driving thru Nevada. His car breaks down in a small town off the highway. The Penguin stops in at a body shop.

Mechanic " well it's going to take an hour for me to figure out the problem, take a look around the town and come back in about an hour"

Penguin " Ok"

He walks around the town, and notices it is real blistering hot out. Walking along he discovers and ice cream shop. He stops in and orders a large bowl of vanilla ice cream. His flippers are unable to hold the fork, so he just starts shoveling ice cream into his mouth. He makes an enormous mess.

He heads back to the body shop and the mechanic turns to him and says

" looks like you blew a seal"

Penguin " NO it's just ice cream" !

Ha ha ha. Actually no, I'm sorry.

  

Happy Pizza

This is happy pizza. But the green stuff you can see on top is spinach. Yuck, wayyy too much spinach.
It was dinnertime, we got pizza, I was hungry, I ate lots, and then I was high to the point of being unable to move or speak. It was an experience that I guess I'm glad I had, but I don't plan on repeating!
(this particular pizza place actually made really nice drug-free pizzas which I did eat several times)

The Joys of Insects

And here is the sequal to ant-candy..... Ant rice!!!

Nothing like a bit of extra protein, not to mention the lovely flavour and texture that the addition of ants will bring to your meal...